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« : Friday 11 July 2008, 11:24:46 pm »
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Test for Dementia
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you too! k for the first question, OK?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this, are you?
Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?
Scroll down for answer.....

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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
....Maybe
Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!
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« Reply #1 : Monday 14 July 2008, 01:03:43 pm »
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oohhh my god...

i fail miserably... what a great laugh though...

thanks cherylh... Very Happy
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« Reply #2 : Monday 14 July 2008, 01:18:34 pm »
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i got the 4100 question right!!! LOL
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« Reply #3 : Monday 14 July 2008, 02:21:35 pm »
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Quote from: sash76 on Monday 14 July  2008, 01:18:34 pm
i got the 4100 question right!!! LOL
Me too!! Very Happy
But I got the daughter question wrong *sigh*
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« Reply #4 : Friday 18 July 2008, 11:40:25 am »
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Well, I got the last three correct.  Smile
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« Reply #5 : Friday 18 July 2008, 11:45:17 am »
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Oh Noooooo !! I got them ALL wrong.  Ok Im off to find a comp to win Nursing Home Accomodation !! lol
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« Reply #6 : Monday 21 July 2008, 06:08:18 pm »
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haha LMAO that was good, i failed every question hehe
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« Reply #7 : Wednesday 23 July 2008, 07:45:11 am »
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I enjoyed your quizzes, I will be passing them on to my loved ones to see how clever they are.. Thank u
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« Reply #8 : Sunday 27 July 2008, 10:23:54 pm »
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apparently i have dementia...i'm not terribly surprised really...
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