Forgiving Your Enemies

All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady

Toward the end of Sunday sevice the Minister asked "How many of you have forgiven your enemies"

80% held up there hands
The Minister then repeated the question
all responded this time  except one small elderly lady

"Mrs Neely that is very unusual How old are you

Ninety Eight she replied

"Oh Mrs Neely would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle faced the congregation and said

Ive Outlived The B*tches

that's a good one.  i will send it to my girlfriends who are currently emeshed in a four-sided catfight.