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« : Wednesday 28 December 2011, 01:51:04 pm »
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Any one get any good - or really bad christmas cracker jokes?

One I really like -

What do you call a train full of toffee?

A chew chew train!

Well it was better than the jokes everyone else at dinner got!
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"Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The elf-abet"
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« Reply #2 : Friday 30 December 2011, 10:43:03 am »
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What do you call 2 robbers?

A pair of knickers!
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« Reply #3 : Friday 30 December 2011, 11:07:55 am »
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Why was Santas little helper depressed?

He had low ELF esteem
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