THE STORK
The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and
she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love,
nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest.
Little Johnny at the back of the class put his hand up and asks the teacher,
"Are you sure about the stork, miss? I think you're getting your birds
mixed up 'cos my big sister just got a little baby, and she said it was
from a shag at the beach.!!!